Put Money In. Get A Kink. Support the Community!
The Kink Dispenser is exactly what it sounds like: a delightfully inappropriate capsule vending machine filled with kinky toys, treasures, surprises, and occasionally something you’ll have to explain to your friends.
Created and operated by Master Malcolm and his slave molotov, and sponsored by Parallax Mental Health. The goal is simple: bring joy, send you home with something fun, and bring the community together.
The reusable plastic capsules are called Kinks. Hence, Kink Dispenser… because it dispenses Kinks.
You get something kinky. A good cause gets money.
Everything collected, minus credit-card processing fees, goes to the participating event for its designated community cause.
Master Malcolm, slave molotov, and Parallax Mental Health bought the machine outright and cover the prizes, travel, labor, and maintenance. Master Malcolm gets to justify increasingly complicated technology, and slave molotov gets a legitimate reason to keep buying ridiculous items from around the world. Everybody wins.
Choose your level of questionable decision-making
$5
1 Kink
Everyone here originally just started with one kink, right?
$9
2 Kinks
Because if one is good, more is better.
$13
3 Kinks
In your defense, you were left unsupervised. What did they expect?
$20
5 Kinks
Statistically speaking, something interesting is about to happen.
Some prizes are 3D printed in-house; others come from makers, vendors, artists, shops, and assorted corners of the community. The contents change, so you never quite know what you’ll get. That’s the point.
Your bank statement will say Nayax, not Kink Dispenser. Nayax runs our card reader. What you bought stays between you and your Kink. (details)
Your new favorite Kink might currently belong to someone else
As with kinks in real life, you get what you get. Somebody else may desperately want your Kink, and may be holding exactly the one you wanted. Trade, negotiate, ask questions, and meet somebody you might not otherwise know. Maybe you both walk away with a better prize, or maybe you both walk away knowing a little more about the community.
That isn’t an accidental side effect. It’s part of the design.
Golden Ticket
Some prizes refuse to fit
Some prizes are too big for a Kink. Find a Golden Ticket and take it to Master Malcolm, slave molotov, or one of our Ball Handlers to choose an oversized prize. No chocolate factory tour is included, and no eccentric industrialist is waiting at the end. The real prizes are the friends we made along the way.
Return bin
Return your Kinks
Once you’ve emptied your Kink, drop it in the return bin beside the machine so we can reuse it. Every Kink returned is one we don’t have to replace, which means more money for putting better shit inside.
Recycle your Kinks. Save the planet. Protect the budget.